Three old men were sitting on a bench when a reporter approached them. “I wonder if you three would be willing to do an interview and tell me your secret to long…
A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink, she says, “I’m on this cruise…
Three old mischievous grandmas were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home. About then, an old grandpa walked by, and one of the old grandmas yelled out saying, “We bet we…
There was a little old lady who was nearly blind, and she had three sons who wanted to prove which one was the best to her. Son No.1 bought her a fifteen-room…
To go to the dentist, a woman and her husband had to interrupt their vacation. “I want a tooth pulled, and I don’t want Novacaine because I’m in a major rush,” the…
While traveling on a train, three men and a young lady get conversing, and the chat soon takes a sensual turn. “On the off chance that every one of you gives me…
2 polar bears are walking around in the arctic. a father and son pair. The son looks at the father and says, ” Dad i got a question, are u sure I…
In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, ‘Mrs. Jones, do you know me?’ She responded,…
A blonde was sick and tired of people making fun of her for being a blonde, so she decided to hang herself. A couple minutes later two men walk by and see…