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The Blonde & Hair Dresser

Posted on August 11, 2022

A blonde went into a local salon for a haircut. She was wearing a pair of headphones and she refused to take them off. The hairdresser tried to slip them off to…

Your Lawyer is…

Posted on August 10, 2022

A guy phones a law firm and says, “I want to speak to my lawyer.” The receptionist says, “I’m sorry, but your lawyer died last week.” The next day the same guy…

Just a Tongue Twister Accident

Posted on August 10, 2022

A guy with a black eye boards his plane and sits down in his seat. He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a black eye, too. He says to…

Surgeons on Coffee Break

Posted on August 10, 2022

Five surgeons were taking a coffee break and discussing their work. “I think accountants are the easiest to operate on,” said the first surgeon. “You open them up and everything inside is…

The Blonde’s New Job

Posted on August 10, 2022

A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job. The officer wants to ask her a few questions…. Officer: What’s 2+2? Blonde: Ummmmm… 4! Officer: What’s the square root of…

A Diet Guru

Posted on August 10, 2022

A diet guru is holding a seminar in the conference room of a large hotel. “The food we eat,” he explains, “is slowly killing us. Red meats attack the heart. Vegetables and…

He’s Not There For That!

Posted on August 9, 2022

One evening an old farmer decides to go down to his pond. He hasn’t been there in months, and feels the urge to check on things. As he gets closer, he hears…

The Flashing Traffic Camera

Posted on August 9, 2022

A man is driving to work when he notices the flash of a traffic camera. He figures that his picture had been taken for exceeding the limit, even though he knows that…

Sick Of The Cops!!

Posted on August 9, 2022

A man was complaining about the local police to his neighbor. “I’m sick of the cops in this town telling me how to drive when they are some of the worst drivers…

Dent in Her Car

Posted on August 9, 2022

A blonde got a dent in her car and took it in to the mechanic. The mechanic, noticing that the woman was a blonde, decided to have some fun. So he told…

How Many Engines Left?

Posted on August 9, 2022

Fifteen minutes into a cross-country flight, the plane’s captain announces over the intercom, “Ladies and gentlemen, one of our engines has failed. There is nothing to worry about. Our flight will take…

Yes we have, your honor!

Posted on August 8, 2022

After a two-week criminal trial in a very high-profile bank robbery case, the jury finally ends its fourteen hours of deliberations and enters the courtroom to deliver its verdict to the judge….

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