My friend once called a few house painters to his house for some work. He wanted them to paint his porch. After a few hours, the house painters came back for the…
Category: Jokes
One Lucky Government Employee
A government employee sat in his office, and out of boredom, decided to see what was inside his old filing cabinet. He poked through the contents and came across an old brass…
The Helpful Farmer
A farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn’t do it while he waited, so he said he didn’t live far and would just walk home….
Wakey Wakeyy
It was already 6:30 and Jimmy better be up to get ready for school. “Jimmy, it’s time to wake up.” “I don’t want to wake up.” “You have to go to school.”…
Pops, I Want A Bike
Little boy asks his dad for a new bike. His dad says, ‘Gee son. I’m sorry but we have a $40,000 a year mortgage and your mom just lost her job so…
Sorry, Your Duck Is…
A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird’s chest. After…
This Dog Is A Genious
As a butcher is shooing away a dog from his shop, he sees a $10 bill and a note in his mouth, reading: “5 lamb chops, please.” Amazed, he takes the money,…
The Pastor & His Parrot
A pastor taught his parrot to recite the Lord’s Prayer when he pulled a string on the parrot’s right leg, and to recite the 23rd psalm when he pulls a string on…
The Earrings
A man is at work one day when he notices that his co-worker is wearing an earring… The man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about…
He Has 20 Million Dollars
He used to sit on the chair, read the Wall Street Journal, and the shoeshine man gave his shoes a shiny, great look. One morning, the shoeshine man asks the CEO: “What…
Poor Old Fool
“Poor old fool,” thought the well-dressed gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. So he invited the old man inside for a drink. As they…
That Little Man…
The local bar was so sure that its bartender was the strongest man around that they offered a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze a lemon until all the juice ran…