A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000 and felt really good about the results. On her way home she stopped at a dress shop to…
Category: Jokes
Honey, It’s Me!
Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function and begins to talk. Everyone else…
Painting The Yellow Lines
There’s a blonde and a brunette working for a painting company. They need to paint the yellow lines on a road by hand for the city since the trucks are broken. The…
Will You Watch Us, Doctor?
A couple, both in their 70s, went to a sex therapist’s office. The doctor asked, “What can I do for you?” The man said, “Will you watch us have s*x?” The doctor…
The Correct Answer is…
Three elderly men are at the doctor’s office for a memory test. The doctor asks the first man, “What is three times three?” “Two hundred and eighteen,” comes the reply. The doctor…
The Indian Chief and Cold Winter
In November, the Indian chief began to think it was going to be a cold winter. So he instructed his tribe to collect firewood. To double-check his prediction, the chief called the…
She Knows The States And Capitals
There was this guy who was married to a blonde, and each night he came home with a new blonde joke. One night the wife got mad and decided to show him…
Did You Stop Him??
Oscar drove his brand new Mercedes car to his favorite sporting goods store. He parked it outside and went in to do a little perusing with Jan, his regular sales woman. Jan…
The Amazing Mirror
A brunette, blonde and a redhead walk into a bar. The bartender tells them there is a magic mirror in the back room and if you stand in front of it and…
My Wife Cannot Hear Well
Fred feared his wife Rhonda wasn’t hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the…
For Blind Firemen
A priest, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers. The engineer fumed, “What’s with those guys? We must have been waiting for fifteen…
$400,000 Lamborghini
A young investment banker decides to splurge on a Lamborghini Aventador. After paying close to $400,000 for his dream machine, he decides to take it out for a spin. He stops at…