Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for $10 each… The villagers, seeing that there were many monkeys around,…
Jokes
A woman after a shower and looking at herself carefully in a mirror before getting dressed. She says: ‟Oh Dear! Jake, look at me. I am old and wrinkly, my teeth look…
A man sitting next to me on the bus today showed me a picture of his wife from his cell phone. He says to me “Isn’t she very beautiful”? I replied to…
A woman marries a man and has 10 children. The man dies, so the woman remarries and has 10 more children. The next man dies, so the woman remarries again and has…
Do you mind if I sit beside you?” The girl replied with a loud voice, “NO, I DON ‘T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!” All the students in the library…
A game warden was driving down the road when he came upon a boy carrying a wild turkey under his arm. He stopped and asked the boy, “Where did you get that…
A guy and his dog walk into a bar. The guy orders a beer and the dog flops down on the floor and immediately starts licking its b*tt. “This is my new…
Old lady on a cruise… The old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat on tight so that it would not blow off in the wind….
The first vampire tells the other 2 “Hey! I have an idea! Let’s have a competition between the three of us to see who is the best at sucking blood!” Since they…
Man and woman are out on a dinner date. Waiter: “What will you be having tonight ma’am?” Woman: “I’ll have the salad, no nuts please.” Waiter: “Of course.” Man: “But it didn’t…
A woman asks her husband if he would remarry if she died The husband said, “um, we all need someone, so I guess, yeah.” The wife asked, “if I died and you…
A woman is walking her dog along the pier When suddenly the dog slips and falls in to the rough sea below. Distraught, she begins to scream for help as the waves…