You Can’t Eat It Here

Two lawyers walk into a pub. They were quite hungry after a long day. So they order a couple of drinks and take their sandwiches out of their briefcases and them they begin to eat them.

Seeing this, the angry publican exclaims, “Excuse me, but you can’t eat your own sandwiches in here!”


The two lawyers look at each other, shrug their shoulders, then exchange sandwiches.