A woman asks her husband if he would remarry if she died


The husband said, “um, we all need someone, so I guess, yeah.”

The wife asked, “if I died and you remarried, would she live in this house?”

The husband answers, “We paid a lot of money on this house to get it the way we wanted, so yes.”

The wife asked again. “Well, if I died and you remarried and she lives in this house, would she sleep on our bed?”

The husband replies, “the bed is relatively new, and it’s going to last a while, so yes.”

The wife asked. “Then if I died, you remarried, she lives in this house and sleeps in our bed, then would she use my golf clubs?”

The husband replies, “Oh don’t be silly. She’s left handed.”