A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a policeman. Cop says, “License and registration, please.” Lawyer says, “What for?” Cop says, “You didn’t come to a complete stop…
I was in my garden when I got the news that my father had fallen from a 20 feet ladder and was in the hospital. I rushed to the hospital expecting that…
Once, a mosquito walked into a clinic. The doctor saw him and asked him what the matter was. The mosquito said that he had a lot of problems. He was not happy…
I was in a barbershop when a man and his young son walked in to get a haircut. The man asked the barber to give his son a haircut while he shopped…
My friend once called a few house painters to his house for some work. He wanted them to paint his porch. After a few hours, the house painters came back for the…
A government employee sat in his office, and out of boredom, decided to see what was inside his old filing cabinet. He poked through the contents and came across an old brass…
A farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn’t do it while he waited, so he said he didn’t live far and would just walk home….
It was already 6:30 and Jimmy better be up to get ready for school. “Jimmy, it’s time to wake up.” “I don’t want to wake up.” “You have to go to school.”…
Little boy asks his dad for a new bike. His dad says, ‘Gee son. I’m sorry but we have a $40,000 a year mortgage and your mom just lost her job so…
A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she laid her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird’s chest. After…
As a butcher is shooing away a dog from his shop, he sees a $10 bill and a note in his mouth, reading: “5 lamb chops, please.” Amazed, he takes the money,…
A pastor taught his parrot to recite the Lord’s Prayer when he pulled a string on the parrot’s right leg, and to recite the 23rd psalm when he pulls a string on…