Burglar breaks into a house
Burglar breaks in. Immediately hears a voice say “Jesus sees you”. He looks around to figure out who was talking to him. Frustrated he yells ” Who is it? Who are you?” “I am moses”, answers someone. Spotting the source of the voice, he finds Moses, a parrot. Burglar angrily asks “Which idiot named a parrot Moses?” Parrot answers “Same idiot who named the rottweiler Jesus, RIP”.