How Much For A Steak?
A man goes into a restaurant. He has a seat at a booth and opens a menu to find out that none of the foods have prices next to them. He asks the waiter, “How much is the Fettuccine Alfredo?”
The waiter says, “A penny.”
The man exclaims, “A penny? How much for a steak?”
The waiter says, “A nickel.” The man is astonished.
“Are you serious? Where’s the man who owns this place? I’d like to shake his hand!”
The waiter answers, “He’s upstairs with my wife.”
Confused, the man asks, “What’s he doing upstairs with your wife?”
The waiter smiles and says, “The same thing I’m doing down here to his business.”