He Misunderstood That
A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers told her students that she wanted each of them to to have learned one fact about Jesus by next Sunday.
The following week she asked each child in turn what they had learned.
Susie said, ‘He was born in a manger’.
Bobby said, ‘He threw money changers out of the temple’.
Little Johnny said, ‘He has a red pick-up truck but he doesn’t know how to drive it’.
Curious, the teacher asked, ‘And where did you learn that Johnny?’
‘From my Daddy’, Little Johnny answered. ‘Yesterday we were driving down the highway and this red pick-up truck suddenly pulled in right in front of us
and Daddy yelled at him, ‘Jesus Christ, Why don’t you learn how to drive!’.