Every Time I Got Mad At You…
A couple have been married 25 years, and one day, the husband found a box in the attic with three bonnets and $2,500.
He asked his wife and she responded, “Every time I got mad at you, I knitted a bonnet.” The husband was proud that in 25 years, he had only angered his wife three times.
“OK,” he said, “that explains the bonnets, but what about the $2,500 dollars?”
The wife smiled and said, “That’s money from all the bonnets I sold.”