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The Little Pianist

Posted on February 10, 2022

One evening this drunk walks into a bar, sits down, and happens to notice a 12″ tall man standing on the bar. Astonished, the man asks the guy next to him; “What…

Hello Mr. Schoolbus Driver

Posted on February 9, 2022

This kid is starting his first day of school. He walks down to the bus stop and waits for the bus to take him to school. The bus eventually drives up and…

Mr. Burford

Posted on February 9, 2022

Burford is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he has to take a sh*t real bad. The toilet in his room isn’t working, so he bolts down to use the lobby…

I Need That Seat, Ma’am

Posted on February 9, 2022

The only seat available on the train was directly adjacent to a well dressed middle aged French woman and the seat was being used by her dog. The weary traveler asked, “Ma’am,…

Bed Wetting Problem

Posted on February 9, 2022

This lady is having a bed wetting problem, so she decides to go to the doctor. The doctor tells her to go and get undressed and wait for him in the other…

A Farmer Party

Posted on February 9, 2022

A farmer hires a college student one summer to help around the farm. At the end of the summer the farmer says, “Son, since you have done such a fine job here…

I Bet You $500

Posted on February 9, 2022

A man walks up to the bar, and speaks to the bartender. “I bet you $500 that I can piss in this cup from across the room.” The bartender looks at the…

I Have Never Been Hugged Before

Posted on February 9, 2022

This man is walking down the road and hears someone crying. He stops and looks over the fence and sees a woman without any arms or legs crying beside a pool. He…

Save It For Later

Posted on February 8, 2022

A priest was taking a shortcut through an alley one day and came upon a young boy who was masturbating. “My son, you shouldn’t be doing that,” said the priest. “You should…

No Money, No Lovin’

Posted on February 8, 2022

Tom was in Las Vegas gambling and having a run of bad luck. He lost all his money and was now waiting for his bank to wire him some more. He was…

Sam, Pack Up Your Stuff!

Posted on February 8, 2022

There is that married couple. They were together for more than 20 years. One day woman rushes into her house one morning and yells to her husband, “Sam, pack up your stuff….

The Beautiful Nun

Posted on February 8, 2022

A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman he has ever seen gets on. The only problem is that she is a nun. He decides to…

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