One day Francesco Totti went to a book store and spent a few hours in there. Finally he found a book then he bought it. When he was on his way home…
Category: Jokes
Totti And The Magic Mirror
A magic mirror was found and anyone who stands in front of it and tells a lie simply disappears. Gennaro Gattuso, Christian Vieri and Francesco Totti try it. Gattuso: “I think I…
Chess Nuts?
A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and…
A Fair Deal
A guy meets an attractive woman in a bar. She says, ‘This is your lucky night. I’ve got a special game for you. I’ll do absolutely anything you want for £300 as…
3 Doors in Hell
A guy dies and is sent to hell. Satan meets him, shows him doors to three rooms, and says he must choose one to spend eternity in. In the first room, people…
The Empty Seat
It’s the World Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right next to the pitch. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He…
The Curious Snail
One day a guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail…
If You Had One Dollar…
One day teacher asks students some simple math questions to evaluate their knowledge. Teacher: “If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?”…
Smart Father
Dad: Son, I want you to marry a girl of my choice. Son: No. Dad: The girl is Bill Gate’s daughter. Son: Okay then! Dad goes to Bill Gate. Dad: I want…
Why Would You Sell That Dog?
A guy spots a sign outside a house that reads “Talking Dog for Sale.” Intrigued, he walks in. “So what have you done with your life?” he asks the dog. “I’ve led…
The Wino
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, “I’ve got to take you…
Two Lawyers In The Woods
Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious looking bear. The first lawyer immediately opened his briefcase, pulled out a pair of sneakers and started putting them on.The second lawyer looked…