A handsome young lad went into the hospital for some minor surgery, and the day after the procedure a friend stopped by to see how the guy was doing. His friend was…
A blonde, brunette and a redhead were chosen to be apart of a science experiment. The scientist said “Think of any place you would like to go and you will instantly be…
A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads: Cheese Sandwich: $1.50 Chicken Sandwich: $2.50 Hand Job: $10.00 Checking his wallet for the necessary payment,…
A woman renowned for her charitable work was granted three wishes by a fairy godmother. “To be honest,” she said, “I have everything I could possibly want in life. What more can…
A man hated his wife’s’s cat so much that he decided to get rid of it by driving it twenty blocks from home and dumping it. But as he got back home,…
There are two friends at a bar late one night. One holds a cat everywhere he goes. he never wears a watch. The friend finally asks him, “What’s with the cat?” The…
A young man went to a lake for a swim but when he got there, he realised he had forgotten his swimming trunks. Since there was nobody about, he decided to jump…
A man walked into a shoe shop and asked for a pair of shoes, size 8. The sales assistant said: “Are you sure, sir” You look like a size 12 to me.”…
Harry wanted a new suit so he bought a nice piece of cloth and tried to find a good tailor. The first tailor he visited looked at the cloth, measured Harry, then…
A doctor started having an affair with his nurse. Shortly after this started, she announced that she had become pregnant. Not wanting his wife to find out, he gave her a large…
An American tourist in London decides to skip his tour group and explore the city on his own. He wanders around, seeing the sights, occasionally stopping at a quaint pub to soak…