A deep-sea diver is twenty feet below sea level when he sees another guy with no scuba gear. He goes down another thirty feet, and the guy with no equipment stays with…

A very good looking man walks into a singles bar, gets a drink and has a seat. During the course of the evening he tries to chat with every single woman who…

Jason walks into a restroom in an airport and goes up to a urinal. A man with no arms comes up to him and says “Hey, can you give me a hand?”….

Once upon a time, there were these twin brother’s named John and Bill Jones. John was happily married to a beautiful woman and bill was the proud owner of a dilapidated rowboat….

A father of 17 kids goes to the doctor with a rash on his belly.” All right” says the Doc, “drop ’em and let’s have a look.” Having been confronted with the…

A young woman, (a new teacher) was giving an assignment to her Grade 6 class one day. It was a large assignment so she started writing high up on the chalkboard. Suddenly…

A woman decides to have a face lift for her 50th birthday. She spends $15,000 and feels pretty good about the results. On her way home, she stops at a newsstand to…

A man took his pregnant wife to the hospital. The doctor looked her over and told them it would be a rather difficult delivery. He offered to let the couple try an…

There was a boy playing in the farm field when his mom called him in for breakfast. On his way in he kicked a cow, pig, and a chicken. So when he…

After thirty-five years of marriage, Bernie is lying on his deathbed and with a tear in his eye he says “Annabel before I die I have to tell you something”. She replies…

One evening this drunk walks into a bar, sits down, and happens to notice a 12″ tall man standing on the bar. Astonished, the man asks the guy next to him; “What…

This kid is starting his first day of school. He walks down to the bus stop and waits for the bus to take him to school. The bus eventually drives up and…