A man walked up to the most beautiful woman in the supermarket and asked, “You know, I have lost my wife here in the supermarket?” “Can you talk to me for a…

It was the first night of the newlyweds in their wedding suite and the young husband was staring out the window very intently into the starry night while his young bride was…

An engineer, a scientist and a mathematician are each sent in a room with nothing in it but a tin can and a chalk stick with the task to open the tin…

A rabbit visits a bakery and asks if they make carrot cake. The baker says they don’t, so the rabbit buys a key lime pie. This repeats several days until the baker…

Bob is about to celebrate his 30th anniversary Bob wants everything to be perfect for his anniversary trip to the hotel where he and his wife honeymooned 30 years earlier. So he…

Two engineering students were walking across campus when one asked – Where did you get such a great bike? The second one replied, “Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own…

A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a policeman. Cop says, “License and registration, please.” Lawyer says, “What for?” Cop says, “You didn’t come to a complete stop…

I was in my garden when I got the news that my father had fallen from a 20 feet ladder and was in the hospital. I rushed to the hospital expecting that…

Once, a mosquito walked into a clinic. The doctor saw him and asked him what the matter was. The mosquito said that he had a lot of problems. He was not happy…

I was in a barbershop when a man and his young son walked in to get a haircut. The man asked the barber to give his son a haircut while he shopped…

My friend once called a few house painters to his house for some work. He wanted them to paint his porch. After a few hours, the house painters came back for the…

A government employee sat in his office, and out of boredom, decided to see what was inside his old filing cabinet. He poked through the contents and came across an old brass…