A woman asked an Army General when he last made love to a woman.
He replied, “1956, ma’am.”
Surprised, the woman said, “1956? That long? Come with me, let me make your night better.”
They went to her apartment and had passionate love for over an hour.
Afterwards, as she cuddled up, she said, “Well, you sure haven’t forgotten anything since 1956…”
The general looked confused and replied, “I sure hope not. It’s only 2130 now!”
