A guy and his dog walk into a bar. The guy orders a beer and the dog flops down on the floor and immediately starts licking its b*tt. “This is my new attack dog,” the guy tells the bartender. “He’s very dangerous.” The bartender looks at the dog that is still flopped down, panting, licking. “He doesn’t look too scary from here, he’s more interested in his butt.” “Oh, don’t mind that,” the guy replies. “He just got done biting my lawyer. He’s still trying to get the taste out of his mouth.”