Two morons are riding around looking for a place to have a picnic. One moron says, “Hey, lets have a picnic over there under that tree.” The other moron says,” No, no, lets have it in the middle of the road.” They fought and came to a decision to have it in the middle of the road. Not long afterwards a car came speeding towards them, swerved off the road and ran into the tree. One moron says, “See if we were over there we would be dead right now.”


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