A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a policeman. Cop says, “License and registration, please.” Lawyer says, “What for?” Cop says, “You didn’t come to a complete stop at the stop sign.” Lawyer says, “I slowed down, and no one was coming.” Cop says, “You still didn’t come to a complete stop. License and registration, please.” Lawyer says, “What’s the difference?” Cop says, “The difference is, you have to come to a complete stop. License and registration, PLEASE!” Lawyer says, “If you can show me the difference between slow down and stop, I’ll give you my license and registration.” Cop says, “Exit your vehicle, sir.” At this point, the cop takes out his nightstick and starts beating the ever-loving shite out of the lawyer and says: “DO YOU WANT ME TO STOP OR JUST SLOW DOWN?”